Name: Natalie
Location: New England, United States
I'm older than I care to accept, so I refuse to act my age.
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    HOMERISM:
    Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or lose, its how drunk you get.

     

    Lyric of the Day

    Goodnight you moonlight ladies
    Rockabye sweet baby James
    Deep greens and blues are the colors I choose
    Won't you let me go down in my dreams
    And rockabye sweet baby James
    --James Taylor "Sweet Baby James" from the album "Sweet Baby James"

     

    Seems l'm making a habit of waiting 20 or 30 years to see some of my favorite artists. After 30 years of peering up to the man on the pedestal, I've finally attended a James Taylor show! Man, was the wait worth it!

    The venue's schedule listed an opening act, but for whatever reason, he wasn't there. James took the stage PROMPTLY at 8, and after a real battle royale to jockey into the parking lot from I-495, we had to hear most of "Something In the Way She Moves" from the walkway leading into the arena. After graciously signing an autograph and accepting flowers from an excited female fan (of which there were MANY..in fact, entire blocks of women seemed to be sitting together,) he delivered a smooth rendition of "Copperline." I won't cover the entire setlist, but there were MANY high points, including a funky "Stop Thinkin Bout That," the soaring "Up On The Roof," a dance-inciting numbers"Mexico,"and "How Sweet It Is,"(son Ben joined the band onstage for this one) and the classic "Steamroller Blues."

    The songs were mostly taken from the latest Greatest Hits package, and Taylor admitted "we've been shoving it down your throats," but he also included a few tunes from "October Road" and "Hourglass" (perhaps on a future greatest hits package?)

    Taylor's voice remains strong and smooth, and he can still hit all the high notes. And the backup band, including a tight quartet of backup singers, is FANTASTIC. Taylor stepped aside while Arnold McCuller sang the solo scat vocal at the end of "Shower The People" (to audience roars) and commented afterward that McCuller was "sounding maybe a little too good."

    The band left the stage for the final number of the encore, "Sweet Baby James." Since Taylor was playing to a hometown crowd (don't argue this, I know he didn't grow up in MA, but New England is his adopted home), the line "so was the turnpike from Stockbridge to Boston" echoed through the whole venue as fans sang along. (Earlier in the show Taylor said that it was a relief to be back in Massachusetts and "In cod we trust.")

    FANTASTIC SHOW!!

     

    Saturday, June 28, 2003

    Yeah, but who is going to do his laundry?

     

    Bart's Chalkboard Wisdom

    Beans are neither fruit nor musical.

     

    HOMERISM:
    Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...

     

    Lyric of the Day

    I am walking past the sprinklers and the newly painted porches
    And the lemonade stand girls on a suburban afternoon
    I am leaving cuz I love you, I am leaving cuz I don't
    And I am hoping you will follow, and I'm praying that you won't
    Let me go
    --Jonatha Brooke "Linger" from the album "Steady Pull"

     

    Friday, June 27, 2003

    Move over, Anna Nicole!

    I just read this in excite news article about Strom Thurmond-
    1968: At age 66 marries 22-year-old Nancy Moore, a former Miss South Carolina. The couple would have four children.

    HOLY CRAP! I have a new respect for this guy.

     

    RIIIIINNGGG at 5:10 pm. Answer. May I speak to Natalie Durkin please? Uhh, no, this is Natalie D U R B I N, may I help you? Yes, Mrs. Durkin, I'm from (insert annoying telemarketing company here) and I would like to tell you about (lowering your mortgage, consolidating your debt, or replacing those old, broken windows.) STOP THIS CRAP by going HERE and registering your numbers for the National DO NOT CALL list!

     

    Bart's Chalkboard Wisdom
    I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call.

     

    HOMERISM:
    Ooh, I love your magazine. Especially the 'Enrich Your Wordpower' section. I think it's really...really... really...good.

     

    Lyric of the Day
    This is where I lay my hat
    This is where they know my name
    This is where they show me that
    A man's not so alone
    Maybe I'm already home
    (Sometimes you've got to go back)
    Maybe I'm already home
    (Sometimes you don't know why)

    --Marc Cohn "Already Home" from the album "Burning the Daze"

     

    Thursday, June 26, 2003

    Bart's Chalkboard Wisdom
    Indian burns are not our cultural heritage.

     

    HOMERISM:
    No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.

     

    Lyric of the Day
    What with all my expectations long abandoned
    And a future I no longer saw my hand in
    How I found you is beyond my understanding
    My stunning mystery companion

    --Jackson Browne "My Stunning Mystery Companion" from the album "The Naked Ride Home"

     

    Wednesday, June 25, 2003

    Note to self: The Lord blesses former nuns who gamble. Go figure.

     

    Bart's Chalkboard Wisdom
    Organ transplants are best left to professionals.

     

    HOMERISM:

    Stupid risks make life worth living.

     

    Lyric of the Day
    I have only one regret.
    I hurt everyone I've met.
    And as I drift from town to town.
    There's nothing left to hold me down.
    I'm wanderin'.. I am wanderin'
    --Chris Isaak "Wanderin" from the album"Speak Of the Devil"

     

    ATTENTION ANYONE who ordered PIZZA in La Feria, Texas recently! You may have had extra toppings on your pie!

     


    Bart's Chalkboard Wisdom
    I will not sleep through my education.

     


    HOMERISM:
    To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

     

    Lyric of the Day
    And Charlie's spinning laughing, laughing in his grave
    Laughing at the prophecy, the prophecy he gave
    Can we spread our wings like angels, can we break out of the grind
    Are we destined to be Darwin's children this time
    --Edwin McCain "Darwin's Children" from the album "Misguided Roses"

     

    Monday, June 23, 2003



    Bart's Chalkboard Wisdom
    Spitwads are not free speech.

     

    HOMERISM:
    Your mother seems really upset about something. I better go have a talk with her -- during the commercial.

     

    Lyric of the Day
    SO STRIKE ANOTHER MATCH
    WE'LL HAVE ANOTHER CUP OF WINE
    AND DANCE UNTIL THE EVENING'S DEAD
    OF TOO MUCH SONG AND TIME
    THERE'S NEVER MUCH TO TALK ABOUT
    OR READ BETWEEN THE LINES
    OF WHAT WE DREAM ABOUT WHEN WE'RE APART
    AND NO ONE'S LOOKING ON TO SAY "YOU'RE MINE"
    --Janis Ian "Between The Lines"

     

    Sunday, June 22, 2003


    Bart's Chalkboard Wisdom
    Tar is not a plaything.

     

    HOMERISM:
    And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream.

     



    Lyric of the Day
    And it seemed to me that something good
    Is coming if you think it could
    And I don’t know when
    and I don’t know how
    But I put my head into the clouds
    And it’s beautiful
    It’s beautiful
    It’s beautiful
    Life is
    --Amy Correia "Life Is Beautiful" from the album "Carnival Love"

     

    Saturday, June 21, 2003


    Bart's Chalkboard Wisdom
    I am not deliciously saucy.

     


    HOMERISM:
    Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.

     

    Lyric of the Day


    I live on a chain and you share the same last name,
    as a joke, I sent a bottle of whiskey, as you choked,
    I knew it made you feel dirty,
    and I was waiting over here for life to begin,
    I was looking for the new thing,
    and you were THE sunshine heading my front-line,
    I was alone, you were just around the corner from me.
    -- Pete Yorn "Life On A Chain" from the album "Musicforthemorningafter"

     

    Heading to bed.....I just heard the Damien Rice song "Volcano" on my musicmatch playlist. What a haunting, lovely song.

    Cannonball
    Still a little bit of your taste in my mouth
    Still a little bit of you laced with my doubt
    Still a little hard to say what's going on

    Still a little bit of your ghost your witness
    Still a little piece of your face i haven't kissed
    You step a little closer to me
    Still i can't see what's going on

    Stones taught me to fly
    Love taught me to lie
    Life taught me to die
    So it's not hard to fall
    When you float like a cannonball

    Still a little bit of your song in my ear
    Still a little bit of your words i long to hear
    You step a little closer each day
    So close that i can't see what's going on

    Stones taught me to fly
    Love taught me to lie
    Life taught me to die
    So it's not hard to fall
    When you float like a cannon

    Stones taught me to fly
    Love taught me to cry
    So come on courage!
    Teach me to be shy
    'Cause it's not hard to fall
    And i don't want to scare her
    It's not hard to fall
    And i don't wanna lose
    It's not hard to grow
    When you know that you just don't know
    --Damien Rice

     

    Friday, June 20, 2003

    Another pointless lawsuit!

    Ummm. WAAAAH, they won't let me dress like the unique and precious girl that I am! WAAAAH!
    There is NO WAY any self respecting lesbian would dress like Barbie. C'mon. HIGH HEELS? COORDINATING OUTFITS? Where is the wide watch band? Where are the comfy shoes? And her lawyer's quote, "If she had worn a 'Barbie Supports the Troops in the War in Iraq' T-shirt, she would have been called a patriot." SOOO TYPICAL, isn't it? I think he could have come up with something better than that.

     

    Gotta Love Marie!
    Frank Barone: You are what you eat.
    Marie Barone: Robbie, give your father his order of miserable bastard.

     


    Bart's Chalkboard Wisdom
    Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

     

    HOMERISM:
    Marge, it's uter-us not uter-you.

     

    Lyric of the Day

    I've been taking off and landing but this airport's closed

    -John Hiatt "Buffalo River Home" from the album "Perfectly Good Guitar"

     

    Gotta Love Marie!!

    Marie Barone: Fine! You got it out of me. Your father and I... succumbed to temptation before we got married. I fell for your father's boyish good looks. But, it didn't matter. We were in love. Right, Frank?
    Frank Barone: I wanted sex.

     


    Bart's Chalkboard Wisdom

    The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.

     

    HOMERISM:
    But Dad, you're a very old man, and old people are useless.

     


    Lyric of the Day

    You're shining I can see you
    You're smiling that's enough
    I'm holding on to you
    Like a diamond in the rough
    --Shawn Colvin/John Leventhal "Diamonds In The Rough" from the album "Steady On"

     

    Wednesday, June 18, 2003

    Gotta love Marie! (from Everybody Loves Raymond)

    Debra Barone: A clean house is not the most important thing in the world.
    Marie Barone: You know who says that? A messy person.

     


    Bart's Chalkboard Wisdom
    Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

     

    HOMERISM:
    Marge, try to understand. There are two types of college students, jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.

     


    Lyric of the Day
    Don't like the direction you are going to
    Seems to lack the attention, that it used to
    Stay out all night and get high with your friends
    Wonder why you don't get one thing done
    Don't like the direction you are going to
    --Josh Rouse "Directions" from the soundtrack to "Vanilla Sky"

     

    Tuesday, June 17, 2003

    For God so loved the world that he gave us Jim Tressel. And he's the gift that keeps on giving.

     


    Bart's Chalkboard Wisdom
    No one is interested in my underpants.

     


    HOMERISM:

    Oh, spiteful one! Tell me who to spite and they shall be spoten.

     


    Lyric of the Day:

    And what I am to you
    Is not real
    And what I am to you
    You do not need
    And what I am to you
    Is not what you mean to me
    You give me miles and miles of mountains
    And I ask for the sea
    --Damien Rice "Volcano" from the album "O"