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Friday, April 30, 2004
Thursday, April 29, 2004
Russian Museum to Exhibit Rasputin's Penis
Oh, you just have to love the comparison between Rasputin's member and Napoleon's "pod." Oh sure, pick on the little guy.
Tuesday, April 27, 2004
Sir Elton proclaims American Idol voting "incredibly racist."
Hmm. One previous winner was a black man, so how does he explain THAT? Since I'm not a viewer, I can't really say who deserves to win, but COME ON, ELTON!! For crying out loud, Americans are constantly being bombarded with "talent" like Britney Spears and Janet Jackson, who are more about sexuality than they are about singing. Why should this TV show be held to higher standards? HMMM???
Monday, April 26, 2004
Friday, April 23, 2004
An Iridescent Cloud Over France
Scientists believe this may be cause by too many French eating cassoulet with lots of white beans. Eh?
Top 10 Songwriters of the Rock Era ..according to Nat
John Hiatt
John Lennon/Paul McCartney (they HAVE to be considered as one!)
Van Morrison
Elvis Costello
Bob Dylan
Joni Mitchell
Carole King
Paul Simon
Bruce Springsteen
Neil Young
Close runners-up: James Taylor, Laura Nyro, Neil Sedaka, Ryan Adams, Kurt Cobain, Jerry Garcia, Warren Zevon, and Patty Griffin
These aren't in any particular order. They're all great.
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
Blender Magazine: Starship hit tune is worst ever
Hmmm, but didn't we build this city on rock and roll? I can't wait to see the article in its entirety. My number one worst song ever....How Am I Supposed To Live Without You? as performed by Michael Bolton. It still makes me cringe.
Close second...In The Summertime by Mungo Jerry. "If her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal. If her daddy's poor, just do what you feel." Uhhh. Redneck mentality at its peak.
Third...Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band. This group even won a Grammy for best new artist. This song is the epitome of folky singer-songwriting gone awry.
Fourth...The Last Kiss "Oh where, oh where can my baby be? The Lord took her away from me." Nuff said.
Fifth...Troglodytes..."Her name was Bertha. Bertha Butt. She was one of the Butt sisters." Oh dear God, help us.
Monday, April 19, 2004
Preview the new Wilco cd here. Unfortunately, due to Tweedy's time in rehab, many tour dates are cancelled. Let's hope he conquers his demons.
Friday, April 16, 2004
Wednesday, April 14, 2004
Britney Reality Series?
No, no, no. Don't watch this! This will only make her believe that we want to see her 24/7, and aren't most of us over the age of 14 SICK of seeing the Spears-a-thon? Let's just allow her to become the has-been that she deserves to be, so that she can record a crappy cd 10 years from now, make an overblown appearance at the Super Bowl to create the hype. Yeah, that's God's plan.
Monday, April 12, 2004
Sunday, April 11, 2004
Saturday, April 10, 2004
Friday, April 09, 2004
Thursday, April 08, 2004
Politically Correct
Terms for Females
She does not get PMS,
she becomes hormonally homicidal.
She is not a bad cook,
she is microwave compatible.
She does not hate sports on TV,
she is athletically biased.
She does not get drunk,
she is accidentally over served or
she becomes verbally dyslexic.
She is not a gossip,
she is a verbal terminator.
She does not wear too much makeup,
she is cosmetically oversaturated.
She does not have great cleavage or a great rack,
her breasts are centrally located.
She will never gain weight,
she will become a metabolic underachiever.
She does not shave her legs,
she experiences temporary stubble reduction.
Her breasts will never sag,
they will lose their vertical hold.
She does not shop too much,
she is overly susceptible to marketing ploys.
She does not cut you off,
she becomes horizontally inaccessible.
She does not snore,
she is nasally repetitive.
Author unknown
Since tomorrow is Good Friday, be sure to observe the "no meat" fast. Here's a recipe that'll whet your whistle!
Wednesday, April 07, 2004
Monday, April 05, 2004
Woman grows extra breasts
The disturbing thing is that this operation was performed at a "small beauty salon."
Sunday, April 04, 2004
Friday, April 02, 2004
